Screen Savant Gifts

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

H-D TV, 3-D TV.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

Mind control

"Cool game!"

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

"God, I love this show!"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

Fly hit window on pc monitor.

The Plasmas.

TV-Man

Artist Paints Television

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"She died doing what she loved."

A car drives down a street of houses all shaped like TV sets

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

Books: As Seen on TV

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Binge Watch

All the apps hidden within a phone

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

"Wait...... I'm in the bathroom for one minute and you answer my wife's 'Where are you' text with..... 'I'm in a bar with Pete, checking out chicks, foxes and a cute little beaver'??"

Christopher Nolan caricature

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Vaccines against Covid

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.