Screen Savior Gifts

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

"I'm bored."

TV-Man

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

The Plasmas.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

Mind control

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

"Cool game!"

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"She died doing what she loved."

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

Screen Addict

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'