Software Savior Gifts

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

Computer viruses

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Where was I?

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

S.O.S. vaccine

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"It's your turn, kid."

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

Panic Button

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Vaccine

Houdini 2019

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

The Computer takes a drinks break.

How to save the Planet...

"Tech may be shaking things up a bit but I don't see technology as a threat..."

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

"You are going to pay for stealing my text editor! You have my Word!"

"Your business doesn't quite need forensic accounting, but hospice accounting might be in order."

Prisoner of pollution.