Software Savior Mugs

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

Computer viruses

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Where was I?

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

S.O.S. vaccine

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

'We need someone who can turn this company around in a hurry.'

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

"It's your turn, kid."

Panic Button

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Houdini 2019

Vaccine

"That's Bill, from tech support."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

How to save the Planet...

"Tech may be shaking things up a bit but I don't see technology as a threat..."

The Computer takes a drinks break.

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

'You'll have to excuse my date. He's still in beta.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'