Systems Saviors Gifts

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Insect extinction

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

~ S.O.S.

S.O.S. vaccine

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"It's your turn, kid."

Panic Button

Vaccine

"That's Bill, from tech support."

How to save the Planet...

IUCN Pronouns

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'I think the computer has had it, Naoni.'

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

'By distilling this sea water, we now create, every day, 100,000 gallons of detergent-filled drinking water.'

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

Computer viruses

Prisoner of pollution.

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Biden tapes together the Paris Climate Agreement.

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'

Blue screen of death

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."