Sustainability Saviors Gifts

"It's your turn, kid."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Climate Crisis

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The original paperless office

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Environment policy.

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Deforestation.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."