Environmental Savior Gifts

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"

North Pole

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The New Normal

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Solar Power.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Keystone XL

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"No, still there."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

The Seahoover

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'