Forest Savior Gifts

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

North Pole

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Insect extinction

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"I brought cocoa."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Raining Leaves.

Saving for Retirement.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Amazon Burning

"I will avenge you, Father."

The new spirit of cooperation between loggers and Greenpeace

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Fight against theft of endangered species

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"I can still feel my trunk."

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

Deforestation

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Tarzan's trees being chopped down.