Endangered Species Savior Gifts

Pollution causes species extinction.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

Fight against theft of endangered species

North Pole

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Insect extinction

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

I don't like it: The obituaries take most of the newspapers' pages these days...

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Orange Bengal Tiger

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Jd Vance wants to visit"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Healing the Earth

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'