Bird Savior Gifts

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Woman escapes with cats.

Insect extinction

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Adapting to global warming.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Fight against theft of endangered species

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

Were you aware, minion, that bees are dying off by the millions all over North America? No. Studies show it was caused by a certain type of pesticide that was introduced in the 1990s. A pesticide that nobody can prove was concocted by a young man in my - I mean, his - basement. Anyone who thought ahead and stocked an underground cavern with 50 tons of honey is going to clean up. Hypothetically speaking, of course. Very bad man.

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest...

IUCN Pronouns

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Save forest

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

"I can still tell that your ice caps are melting."

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

No-Kill Ambitions.