Bird Savior Gifts

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Woman escapes with cats.

Insect extinction

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Fight against theft of endangered species

Adapting to global warming.

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest...

'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

IUCN Pronouns

Save forest

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

"I can still tell that your ice caps are melting."

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

No-Kill Ambitions.

"Congratulations, Ecological Disaster—it's not often we admit another horseman into the Apocalypse!"