Species Savior Gifts

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

Insect extinction

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

S.O.S. vaccine

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Fight against theft of endangered species

"It's funny...back when I first signed up to 'Adopt an Endangered Manatee', I thought they just wanted me to send money. Instead, little Julia came along and changed my life forever."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Vaccine

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Healing the Earth

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

How to save the Planet...

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

Save forest

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest...

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate