Animal Savior Gifts

No-Kill Ambitions.

He's a rescue.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Foster failure"

North Pole

Dog Dreams

Foster failure

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Be kind"

Woman escapes with cats.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Cat in Tree.

Insect extinction

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Vigilante Dog

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'I think it's past its sell-by date.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Car Rides - Cats

'In ancient Egypt, cats were treated like gods and in this house, it's pretty much the same: Come in friend...'