Animal Lifesaver Gifts

Very Busy Practice.

Woman escapes with cats.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Insect extinction

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Toxic chemicals being sprayed onto a beetle that has a map of the world on its wing cases (symbolising the earth and its wildlife)

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"Well... that rhino horn's doing absolutely nothing for me..."

Car Rides - Cats

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'Found her. Keeping her.'

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

Skiing rescue dog.