Little Lifesaver Gifts

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Child doing the washing up

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"I heard you were out of flower, Mommy."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Double life.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"Does anyone know CPR?"

'I'll level with you...You're sick as a dog.'

Paramedic

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

"Tommy's dad just taught him the value of a dollar, Mom . . . he gave him 35 cents!"

Very Busy Practice.

"The doctors never gave up."

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'

Become an Organ Donor.

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"