Life-saving Gifts

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

S.O.S. vaccine

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Panic Button

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

Vaccine

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Double life.

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

Paramedic

'Doctor on beck and call'

Target

Why Do You Want to Be When You Grow up?

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Very Busy Practice.

"What we need is an anti-stupidity vaccine"

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'