
'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'
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'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'
Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit
Commutobile
Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.
Lifesaver!
"This city is becoming unlivable."
Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.
The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man
'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'
"This is a teaching hospital."
"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"
A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.
"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"
"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."
'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'
"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"
Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.
Charities Fueling Cities
"The one time it's good to go with the flow."
"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."
'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'
Rashomon of West 84th Street
Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities
Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.
Double life.
'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'
Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space
A surf lifesavers' joke.
Thank You...For Everything You Do.
Fox Holes
"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."
COVID-19 in the Big Apple.
"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."
'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'
'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'
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