Urban Savior Gifts

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

Commutobile

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

Lawrence of Suburbia

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

Charities Fueling Cities

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Fox Holes

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Life in a food desert.

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'I simply don't understand the requirement to pay people more just to live in London!'

"I just want to learn enough to be able to survive the train to work."

"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

COVID-19 in the Big Apple.

'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

"I told him he wouldn't survive here without a car..."

Chronically Unemployed.

'Good news, folks! The plumber is here!'