Potential Life Saver Gifts

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"This is a teaching hospital."

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

Last Blue Tuna.

Panic Button

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Double life.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

'It's a hybrid.'

'I thought I was a goner until Fred cut the line...'

An angry crude oil soaked King Neptune about to reap vengeance on two Oil Rig workers for the leak they have just created.

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

Paramedic

Target

"I can't decide if I want to grow up to be a pediatric heart surgeon or a celebrity chef."

Very Busy Practice.