Life Saver Gifts

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'Blow!'

Double life.

'Stre-e-e-e-tch-her?'

Paramedic

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

"This is a teaching hospital."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

From trash to treasure

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

Coronavirus and Atlas

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"Temperatures are rising."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'