Lifesavers Gifts

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"This is a teaching hospital."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Coastguard

'Oh - It's you.'

A paramedic-in-training's nightmares.

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

From trash to treasure

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

A surf lifesavers' joke.

Double life.

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Two children walking on the beach and carrying their sand buckets. One says, 'I'll trade you two tar balls for a syringe.'

'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'

Paramedic

An angry crude oil soaked King Neptune about to reap vengeance on two Oil Rig workers for the leak they have just created.

'I thought I was a goner until Fred cut the line...'