Lifesaver Lover Gifts

"I can't swim! Would ten dollars help?"

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Lifesaver!

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Bucket List

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

2020

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Argh, me forget grocery list.

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

Important and Urgent Tasks and Not Important and Not Urgent Tasks.

What's that? - 'I've written a list of my anxieties.' - 'To help you tackle them 'head on'?' - 'Err... not exactly.' - 'To help put things in perspective?' - 'I just like writing lists, really.' -