Life Lover Gifts

Somewhere in France Melanie Anne is blinded by the joie de vivre.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"Mommy you're perfect!"

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Scientist cleans lab window.

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

This is a test of their cognitive skills, and that's a test of their patience. Waiting room.

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

"I'll teach you the meaning of life if you'll teach me how to climb down a mountain."

'I don't think it would be ethical for me to join the Union of Concerned Scientists -- I really don't give a damn.'

Being married is like working backstage at a magic show.

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Old folk dancing

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."