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Somewhere in France Melanie Anne is blinded by the joie de vivre.

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Toilet paper, Lassie! Fetch toilet paper! Stupid mutt!'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"It started with a simple case of peer review."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

Scientist cleans lab window.

'We like to welcome new team members with three cheers and a wet towel.'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

'Of course you're my first - Why do you men always ask that question?'

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"Honey! Come look at our little entrepreneur!"

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

Old folk dancing

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Being married is like working backstage at a magic show.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'I don't think it would be ethical for me to join the Union of Concerned Scientists -- I really don't give a damn.'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"