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If flies went to church

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

37 years in the same position.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Folding Container.

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

Living my best life... ...time movie. Even the Canada posing as my world bit.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Great launch party"

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.