Life Cycle Enthusiast T-Shirts

Stork flies past with baby and notice saying 'baby on board' as hearse drives past with notice saying 'body on board'.

Cycle of Death and Life.

Reach for the Star.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Climate Change

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Plant Parenthood...

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

Life and Death