Life Cycle Enthusiast T-Shirts

Stork flies past with baby and notice saying 'baby on board' as hearse drives past with notice saying 'body on board'.

Cycle of Death and Life.

Reach for the Star.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

"I love you too, big guy."

God's Subcontractors

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Sale! Weed Whackers

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Climate Change

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Life and Death

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'