Life Cycle Explorer T-Shirts

'Life Cycle'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Biodiversity

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Home Sweet Ecosystem

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

'What luck!'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

How?

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"