Life Cycle Explorer T-Shirts

'Life Cycle'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Biodiversity

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

'What luck!'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

How?

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

"Do you think he's taking this security blanket thing a bit too seriously?"

The meaning of life...