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Seven males, ranging in age from a baby to an old man, wait in a line monitored by a uniformed guard.

Ages of man.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"

'In denial and loving it!'

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

How?

'You've been having your damn midlife crisis for eighteen years!'

"I can't tell if I feel tired because I'm older, or I feel older because I'm tired."

The meaning of life...

"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."

Maze life.

'If I were you, I'd start doing those things on your 'Things to do before you die' list.'

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

Life's Directions

'My whole life to date catalogued - so when I pop my clogs, those who follow will know what they are chucking away <tsk>.'