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'I can't bear living with you anymore. I want the mitosis now!'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

The Fast Lane.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

You had me at vintage.

"I'm going to get you fired."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Life and Death

Plant Parenthood...

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Cell Phone

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Old and young

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

An evolutionary cycle - A bicycle emerges from the water after evolving from two amoeba

Happy Office

'Grown ups have been doing this all wrong!'

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

Loge with Alberich as frog

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"Me, I'm out for a run with the dog on the bike."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Cycling Race

Exercise Gym. Only the bike is stationary -- you have to actually move.