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Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

House plants

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

Friendly bacteria

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I feel so seen right now."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Mushrooms of New York

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Thomas Hunt Morgan

Make a Wish

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man