Cell Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Plant Parenthood...

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

House plants

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"Ever killed a man?"

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Friendly bacteria

"I feel so seen right now."

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Mushrooms of New York

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"What I really hate is preventive medicine. They go after us before we even do anything."

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

Make a Wish

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"You've heard of that new virus that's been going around? It's me!"