Cells Enthusiast Gifts

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

That one has all the batteries!

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

AA Meeting Here Today

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Plant Parenthood...

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Lithium Fair

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

Cell Phone

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Phone generation.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"