Cellular Enthusiast Gifts

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

The Joy of Cell Division

"Happy Birthday!"

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"He looks so natural."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Thermidor Dali

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Phone Mittens

'I'm on the way!'

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Cell Phone

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Fire department? Yes, this is a cat and, well, big surprise here, I'm stuck in a tree... But here's the odd part—I am staring at no less than five other cats, all stuck in this same tree. So weird, huh?"

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Phone generation.