Cellular Enthusiast Mugs

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

The Joy of Cell Division

"Happy Birthday!"

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

We'll be happy to admit you when you are off the phone.

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

"He looks so natural."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Man, times have changed.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Thermidor Dali

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

'I'm on the way!'

Phone Mittens

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

Cell Phone

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'