Cell Enthusiast Mugs

"Will you join me? I'd love to."

AA Meeting Here Today

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Lithium Fair

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Phone Mittens

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Cell Phone

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Phone generation.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Hazard of texting

Stem-cellphone research.