Cell Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Will you join me? I'd love to."

That one has all the batteries!

AA Meeting Here Today

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Lithium Fair

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Phone Mittens

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Cell Phone

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

Phone generation.

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'Dad, all I got are batteries for my birthday!'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

Hazard of texting