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"I'm going to get you fired."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Plant Parenthood...

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Friendly bacteria

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

"Can I help you?"

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

"Are you wearing WD40?"

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

'I can't bear living with you anymore. I want the mitosis now!'

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'

'The last of the Mohicans'

'Bob! I lost a contact while grabbing our bag!'

CBD District

'Can you hear me now?'

"Will you join me? I'd love to."

I see we're sharing the credit - you, for coming up with this remarkable broad-spectrum antibiotic, me, for giving it that distinctive cherry-lime flavor.'