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"I'm going to get you fired."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Friendly bacteria

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

'Don't look now, but they're starting ANOTHER religion in the Middle East.'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Friendly bacteria of the human gut.

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

"Can I help you?"

"They've just got a better grade of weed over there!"

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'Try to remember what it said on the packet.'

"It's not the heat or the humidity. It's the sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, non-methane hydrocarbons and sulfuric acid mist."

'If I knew what those trillions of bacteria wanted, I'd give it to them.'

'I can't bear living with you anymore. I want the mitosis now!'

"Can you recommend any wines for the middle class?"

'I told you not to wear your new contacts for more than 12 hours a day.'

I see we're sharing the credit - you, for coming up with this remarkable broad-spectrum antibiotic, me, for giving it that distinctive cherry-lime flavor.'

'The last of the Mohicans'

'Can you hear me now?'

"Will you join me? I'd love to."

CBD District

"Psst -- Your mitochondria are showing!"