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'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I'm going to get you fired."

Board Game Hunter

"Leadership ISN'T just about trying to be BETTER than everyone else!"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, it's about time!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Latinos in the USA

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

My own museum.

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

'Care to form a splinter group?'

The passage of time.

I love what you've done with the place.

Life drawing class.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Haile Selassie

Leo Brouwer

The Evolution Of Manhood

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

A man carves a totem pole