Cells Enthusiast T-Shirts

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

AA Meeting Here Today

'Man, times have changed.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Lithium Fair

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

Cell Phone

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

'With this plan, you get Sit, Down, Stay and Rollover minutes.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Phone generation.

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Garage sale.

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"I know you're a brain cell, but can't you act more like a heart cell?"

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.