Stem Cell Aficionado Gifts

Plant Parenthood...

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I'm going to get you fired."

"I've seen a tulip before."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

We'll have to reproduce fast to defeat the antibodies! I get it! Divide and conquer!

Bonsai Exhibit

Friendly bacteria

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Gardening.

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

Center for disease control - I'd like you to meet Dr. Blumenkraft, he's our top mucous man

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

"At last - I've found a position that matches your talents, Perkiss!"

"We use leeches on the test subjects and slugs on the control group."

Bio-Genetic Research Lab. When I ask about cloning all I get is double-talk.

Stem-cellphone research.

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'The bad news is you've got something no one's ever heard of...the good news is we're naming it after you!'

'Why does everything have to break into flower the day I go on holiday?'

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

I didn't know there were so many gardeners. They aren't gardeners. Flower Show. He is. She isn't. She is. How can you tell? Look at their feet!

"Foxcroft, your research on the immune system, and the drugs you've come up with are extraordinary. As a result, we're making you a district sales manager."

Bonsai Loggers

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

Rite of Spring.

"What ever will we think about now that the genome project is almost complete?"

CS553298 Math & Science

'I'm dying. Call 'Universal Hospice.''

What? Spring isn't bulb-planting time!!! Expensive gardens. Best spring bulbs!!! It's way too late to grow this year's "best bulbs"! What calendar do they think we're on? Mail. The commercial calendar? Expensive gardens catalog. Bulb sale.