Stem Cell Nerd Gifts

"Believe me, if there were an easy stem cell fix for baldness, our team would have found it by now."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I'm going to get you fired."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Plant Parenthood...

Charles Darwin

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Nasty sunburn."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"My first Father's day!"

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

First Contact

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

'I'm a lawyer and I would prefer that you operate within the law of gravity.'

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."