Stem Cell Nerd Gifts

"Believe me, if there were an easy stem cell fix for baldness, our team would have found it by now."

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Charles Darwin

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

First Contact

"My first Father's day!"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'I'm a lawyer and I would prefer that you operate within the law of gravity.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Is it ‘there's method to my madness' or ‘there's madness to my method?' I always confuse the two.'

"Caution: this drug cases dizziness in mice, gastrointestinal problems in rabbits, headaches in chickens, photo-sensitivity in monkeys, drowsiness in hamsters..."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'