Genetics Nerd Gifts

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Vaccine

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Naked Mole Rat

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Why giraffes hate winter

Charles Darwin

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."