Genetics Geeks Gifts

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

God at the Job Centre - "...and then they perfected stem cell embryos."

The Selfish Gene

'They found your gene for anti-social behavior, but they're still looking for the one for robbing liquor stores.'

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

Einstein's Theory of Relativity

'I see they've discovered a gene for celibacy.'

'They're jeans for people with the wrong type of genes.'

"I'm sure my parents will love you, but for the time being, let's not mention that you're genetically modified."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

A day at the transgenic races

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I've been genetically modified!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Why do leaves change color?"

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Protoplasm

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

DNA Xmas.