Genetics Enthusiasts Gifts

"You'd tell me if I was genetically modified?"

'Gene, I've never met a female that wasn't a double crosser.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Look dear, he's got your tag.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'He's got your tattoos.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

DNA Xmas.

An inbred poodle.

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Off to a bad start.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Crap. I overslept."