Genetic Experiment Enthusiasts Gifts

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I've been genetically modified!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'We've created a teenager!'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'He's got your tattoos.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

DNA Xmas.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Genetic Manipulation

Baldness Facts

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

Brian works in stem cell research

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

An inbred poodle.

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.