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Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

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"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'We've created a teenager!'

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

DNA Xmas.

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

An inbred poodle.

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

Genetic Manipulation

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Brian works in stem cell research

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Baldness Facts

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."