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'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

DNA Xmas.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

Profits from gene patenting.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

'Happy New Ear!'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'The stand-up geneticist'

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

DNA Analysis

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

'It used to be a dairy farm, but now the milk produces therapeutic proteins, and the eggs contain antibiotics.'