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'Your name is Bennett? Sorry. This is Gene therapy.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Well, at least you're in fashion - You have distressed genes."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'ADN'

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

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