Genetic Enthusiasts Gifts

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"I've been genetically modified!"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Evolution...the dandy lion.

Charles Darwin

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'He's got your tattoos.'

DNA Xmas.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Crap. I overslept."

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"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.