Dna Enthusiasts Gifts

'We've created a teenager!'

Family DNA

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Jerk Gene

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'ADN'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

DNA doctor

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'