Dna Devotee Gifts

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Have you been playing around with genetic engineering? Yes, sorry!

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Family DNA

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"Bonk!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I'll never forget you."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit